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(Source: pinkmanjesse, via marijwawa)

Cuz somebody stole my car radio and now I just sit in silence

perspectave:

i can’t wait until i’m older and have a serious relationship like think of how much fun that would be every single night would be like a sleepover with your best friend and you could make pancakes at 3 in the morning and uncontrollably snuggle when you’re bored  

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buttjaw:

cre dit.

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relahvant:

relahvant:

i have lost my pants

someone help me find my pants

they have disappeared

poof

gone

pants where are you

i hope they’re okay

throwback to when i was drunk and wrote this poem because i couldn’t find my pants

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64hz:

my blog will make you horny!

done:

it’s 2014 why can’t we teleport to certain places yet

(via hentai-ass)

Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
Guy: Well...yeah.
Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you

vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

image

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yummy-legs:

teenagedirrttbag:

darrenismydisneyprince:

this is seriously one of the most powerful scenes on glee ever

familiar

amen

(Source: darrencriss2)