toxic-ponies:

how are middle schoolers sexually active I wasn’t even socially active

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if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men

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frogeprince:

afyasco:

all my friends are attractive and im just

 

its back

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chanel-smokes:

tell me the story

about how the sun

loved the moon so much

he died every night

to let her breathe

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yourhogwartsletter:

karenandthababes:

can you imagine if I order a pizza from pizza hut, dominos, and papa johns and told them to be at my house by a certain time and they all came at the same time do you know how awkward that would be

#gentlemen #I bet you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here today

#I’m here to talk to you about the Pizza Initiative

#the only thing that would make it worse is if you opened the door while eating digiorno

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